There Never was a Woman Like Rita

David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive is a never-ending two-way street. The action on film has countless sets of onscreen pairs (two cars drag racing, two Castigliane brothers), plus a showstopping double narrative: midway through the film, we enter a new story altogether, with the same actors playing different characters in a hauntingly distorted mirror of what came before.

One of the most exciting match-ups is the dual performance by Laura Elena Harring, with two main roles but ultimately playing no fewer than four characters throughout the film. In the first half, she is an unnamed woman who takes on the persona of Rita, and in the second half, a venomous rising star named Camilla. These are two women existing in two realities, but somehow piece together in this dreamlike puzzle.

The film opens with an unnamed, dark-haired woman in the back of a car driving up in the Hollywood Hills. She is well-dressed and wearing vivid red lipstick, ready for a night out. The car pulls over and stops, and the two men in the front seat turn around with guns pointed at her. The hit is prevented by a sudden crash, as a pair of drag-racing cars on the opposite side of the road hurdles into the stopped car. The woman, suffering from temporary amnesia, stumbles out of the wreckage like a broken doll, and descends into the glowing Los Angeles night below.

She sneaks into an apartment as the tenant (Aunt Ruth) departs for a trip. While alone, she takes a shower but is interrupted by another young woman, Betty – Aunt Ruth’s niece who is staying there while Ruth is away. Betty apologizes and leaves the dark-haired woman alone to dress. The woman looks at herself in the mirror, and notices a poster on the wall behind her.

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gilda-movie-posterThe poster is for the classic film noir Gilda starring Rita Hayworth. The tagline reads, “There never was a woman like Gilda!” As she dries her hair, the dark-haired woman introduces herself to Betty: “My name is Rita.” A fitting choice, as there never was a woman like Rita either. She knows nothing of her past or her true identity, and takes this opportunity to build a new persona for herself. Another connection with Gilda is the notion of rebuilding oneself. The three leads (Johnny Farrell, Ballin Mundson, and Gilda herself), all recent arrivals in Argentina, often reassure themselves they have “no pasts, just futures.” Like Rita, they seize the opportunity to shed their old life (though unlike Rita, their choice is voluntary) and build a new identity.

The first half of the film is driven by Rita and Betty’s quest for what trouble is following Rita: investigating the car crash, following leads, and even climbing into other people’s apartments (paralleling the dark-haired woman’s gutsy hiding spot from earlier). These actions are driven mostly by Betty, a more dominant, proactive personality foiled with Rita’s more timid, passive approach. Rita is fearful of what they might find, and is content to stay in the apartment drinking Coke  Throughout the journey, the two fall in passionate love.

The story soon diffuses into the second parallel reality. The actress playing the sincere, smiling Betty is now a dark, demented woman named Diane, in a less romantic sexual relationship with the same dark-haired woman, now named Camilla, who suddenly breaks things off with Diane. Theirs is not a relationship of equals: Camilla calls the shots, while Diane takes whatever she can get.

Camilla is also a rising star, arguably related to her falling in love with the director Adam Kesher. She does helps Diane by getting her supporting roles in films, but clearly doesn’t reciprocate the romantic feelings Diane has for her. Whether through genuine romance or for getting ahead in Hollywood, Camilla has made her choice in pursuing Adam.

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All films, especially those by David Lynch, are certainly open to interpretation. A common a theory to piecing together Mulholland Drive is that the first half of the film (Rita’s story) is a dream, and the second half (Camilla’s story) is the reality. This is reflected in the different relationships between Rita and Betty, vs Camilla and Diane.

Both worlds feature the duo in a sexual relationship with different power players in each. The “dream world” has Betty in the dominant role, helping and guiding Rita as she struggles to understand her past. Their romance is pure and sincere, in a beautiful love scene where they declare their passion for one another. This is a stark contrast from the “reality” where a desperate Diane tries to keep Camilla for herself, and is left behind and humiliated as Diane pursues love with a man.

Both worlds also place the dark-haired woman in a victim role. She is nearly killed by hit men, and is fearful of pursuit through the “dream world” storyline, clinging to Betty for protection. In the “reality,” her rebuff of Diane’s affections turn violent, as the vengeful Diane takes out a hit on her former flame. The dream version has the blonde woman as protector and savior, the polar opposite of the reality of the blonde as killer.

The stories of Mulholland Drive are as winding as the road itself. It travels in and around the world of Hollywood, taking visitors through turns and twists throughout their journey. The dark-haired woman is at the center of it all, whether the helpless victim of Rita or the cruel heartbreaker Camilla. Like Gilda herself, this femme fatale is victim, antagonist, and atomic bomb all at once – a true force to be reckoned with. There never was a woman like Rita.



This blog post is part of the Dual Roles Blogathon: One Actor ~ Multiple Roles hosted by Christina Wehner. Check out the full lineup here!

Halloween Horror Nights 2016

I’m a huge horror fan, and love theme parks, but had never merged the two interests together in an official “haunt” event. I hate “jump” moments and even try to avoid seeing scary movies in theaters because I know I’ll fall for every one of them. Experiencing an onslaught of “jump” moments in person was an ordeal I had long stayed away from, but finally decided to give it a try this year.

My Halloween season is a loaded lineup, including Knott’s Scary Farm, Haunted Hayride, Dark Harbor, and more on the way, and it all kicked off last night during Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Hollywood.

I’m sure it varies night to night, but for my visit (Saturday Sep 24, 2016) the event officially began at 7 pm. Early Entry is also offered – on Universal’s official site, they recommend arriving by 5 pm to access select mazes at 5:15 pm. Early Entry made all the difference for us. We completed everything by 9 pm, including all the mazes and Terror Tram.

Across the board, I had heard how bad lines were and guests weren’t able to do everything they wanted (and, to be fair, lines got pretty crazy as the evening progressed). But during that Early Entry period, lines were in the 10-30 minute range, and we hit everything on the Backlot and Lower Lot before the event officially started at 7 pm. (Long story short: take advantage of Early Entry. It will make or break your night.)

So we lined up at the gates around 4:15 pm (a small line had already formed) and were able to enter the park around 4:45 pm, where we bolted down to the Backlot where the Early Entry-accessible mazes were. We hit:

  • img_2687The Exorcist (~10 minute wait) – This maze was interesting for how the Exorcist story was retold within a maze format. If you’ve seen the movie, you know most of it takes place in one room. The maze had us walking through the front door, where a Regan robot was spiderwalking down the stairs. This effect was a bit slow and clunky, not at all a match for the unnerving speed of that moment in the film. From there, we followed a pattern of Regan’s bedroom, then black “transition” room, then another bedroom, another transition room, etc. The bedroom scenes were pretty great recreations of moments from the film, including the rocking furniture, levitating Regan, even her infamous green vomit. The transition rooms were more abstract dark spaces, with images of Regan, the demon Pazuzu, and random “real” Pazuzus and Regans popping out at you. It all ended with exiting by a statue of Pazuzu, who came after some guests but left us alone. Phew!
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Less spooky at 5 pm in the afternoon
  • American Horror Story (~10 minute wait) – This maze took you through seasons 1, 4, and 5 of the series (Murder House, Freak Show, and Hotel, respectively). I don’t particularly care for the TV series so the maze didn’t click much with me. The Murder House section probably had the most meat to it, going through dark hallways, the bathroom (complete with Piggy Man!), and the basement. Freak Show had us going through the forest then the main tent. Hotel (a season I haven’t seen yet) had us going through more hallways and eventually a nursery.  This maze had standard doors opening and characters coming after you, but no special effects or moments particularly stood out. For most (if not all) of the night this maze had the longest wait, so if you aren’t a particularly big AHS fan and are short on time, I would recommend skipping this one altogether.
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    Krampus (~10 minute wait) – The home terrorized by Krampus and his krew was probably my favorite facade of all throughout the night. The snow-covered house, with Krampus perched overhead, was a great “weenie” in the backlot and looked terrific at night too. This maze through the house brought us face-to-face with the evil elves, man-eating toys, and back outside to a convincing “indoor-outdoor” scene of ominous snowmen and Krampus’s portal to the underworld. I actually just saw this film days ago so it’s fresh on my mind, but this maze impressed me for how well it told a linear story through three-dimensional space. The sets and effects were all very good, and felt like a real environment rather than actors popping out at you.

  • Freddy vs. Jason (~10 minute wait) – Linear storylines and believable environments are meaningless in the dream world ruled by Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. Like any good horror buff of course I’ve seen the films that made these icons famous, but I haven’t yet witnessed their face-off in the titular “Vs” film. It may not matter though, because the real victim here is you. This maze was a non-stop assault of trick windows and pop-up Freddys and Jasons all around you, a perfect fit for the irrational, illogical nature of nightmares. I gave my one genuine scream during this maze: Freddy was stepping away after scaring guests on the left, then Jason came at us with a knife from the right. The 1-2 punch of this maze kept you on your toes and made the scares even more unpredictable. This one also had great smells, especially the smell of fire & smoke (in retelling Freddy’s death) and nature & dirt (for Camp Crystal Lake). Look out for the always-welcome appearance of Jason’s mom, who still has it going on.

After the Backlot, we hiked back to the Lower Lot for the next maze. (At this point, it’s still before 7 pm and HHN has not yet officially started!)

  • Halloween: Hell Comes to Haddonfield (~15 minute wait) – Michael Myers is back and causing trouble at Haddonfield Hospital. We walked past a dead receptionist, through quiet hallways, into patient rooms, all as Michael popped in and out with his trademark knife. At one point we walked through a giant pumpkin (?) and this great dark room with glowing faces, some of which were “alive” and came at you.

It was nearing 7 pm and HHN was about to officially start. We headed back up to the main entrance area and were routed through the French section, as we watched Purgers get ready for the “opening scaremony.” The Purge had taken over the park, with multiple scare zones and walkways with patriotic-themed killers eager to come after you. We had a nice side view of the scaremony: the Purge alarm sounding, and Purgers running through the guests as they tried to escape (and probably get down to the Backlot). Through all this hustle and bustle we fought our way to get to the next maze.

  • img_2700The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Blood Brothers (~20 minute wait) – Definitely one of my favorite mazes of the night. Had all the right sights, sounds, and smells you would want from a maze celebrating this classic horror film. Leatherface and his clan terrorized us as we walked through their home, the surrounding woods, and even this great earthy-smelling underground layer. Lots of clunking hanging bodies to walk through and the smell of sizzling (human) barbecue made this maze a sensory overload. Similar to the Freddy Krueger and Nightmare on Elm Street saga, this story has such a demented sense of humor that it’s more fun than frightful.

We had put off Terror Tram (since online reviews weren’t that positive) but since we’d finished everything else, we opted to give it a go:

  • Eli Roth Presents Terror Tram (~30 minute wait) – After our longest wait of the night (which frankly wasn’t that long), we boarded the tram and the videos overhead recounted the story of Koodles the Clown, a former TV star turned serial killer who apparently stalks the backlot of Universal Studios. Around Whoville, we were let out of the tram to fend for ourselves in a couple of circus-themed scare zones, with clowns and freak show performers coming at us with knives, chainsaws, the whole shebang. It wasn’t as intense of an experience as I expected (feared), but was a nice break after being terrorized for the last couple hours. It was pretty clear where we were supposed to go, Universal cast were directing us to one tent or the other, and once it was done we boarded a tram back to the station right away. Smooth sailing!

We encountered several throughout the night, and have to give high praise to The Purge scare zones. The concept behind The Purge (an annual 12-hour event where murder is decriminalized) has a lot of potential for an event like this, and making it park-wide rather than one specific maze was a great move. The Purge: Gauntlet of Fear felt like an outdoor maze (with a set path) but still felt like a scare zone in terms of its openness and more casual nature. (It was not the enclosed, dark space like the traditional indoor mazes.) Later in the night, the Purge took over the tunnel space between the Lower Lot and the Backlot, with strobe lights hiding performers as they’d suddenly appear, with weapons and noisemakers at the ready. The best for last though, was the Purge zone at the very front entrance/exit of the park, themed to Election Year with patriotic Purgers running amuck. A highlight was a demented Statue of Liberty stilt walker with a neon glowing mask.

So in summary —

  • The good: Most of the mazes, particularly KrampusFreddy vs. Jason, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Also The Purge Scare Zones.
  • The bad: American Horror Story, and long lines as the night progressed.
  • Tips: Do Early Entry. Do it!

Are you going to HHN? Or did you survive, and what did you think? Reply below in the comments!